Bueno... todos los lo sabemos, así que hay que ponerle homenaje a la vaina.

Chuck Norris le ha pateado el trasero a todo el mundo... de hecho, he encontrado esta pagina donde están registrados todos los Norris facts que puedan haber existido.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ [Y'know, pretty obvious sh17.]

Les hago una minirecopilación de mis 10 favoritos.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

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